My dog won't lick my back hair anymore. How can I get him to start back up?

One of my dogs used to love licking my back hair and I realized it gave it a nice curl, almost like a perm. Lately, he has stopped licking my back, and my hair is getting all flat and tangled. How can I get him to start licking it again?

I tried various food items spread on my back, but that didn't work. My other dogs came over and fought over my meat covered flesh. I even got a bad bite from that, and my hair was left worse than before! Help, I miss my naturally dog-curled back hair!

My dog won't lick my back hair anymore. How can I get him to start back up?

Oh this is such a stupid question :P lol.

Perhaps you should get in touch with the dog whisperer!

*chuckles*

My dog won't lick my back hair anymore. How can I get him to start back up?

umm..... i dont know.....

My dog won't lick my back hair anymore. How can I get him to start back up?

Thats really discusting! I think you need to go out and get some nair for men.

My dog won't lick my back hair anymore. How can I get him to start back up?

shave your back hair cuz thats disgusting.

My dog won't lick my back hair anymore. How can I get him to start back up?

did you change deodorant or laundry soap? Did you piss him off? You gotta make up to the dog dude...this is a tragedy..unpermed back hair!!!!

My dog won't lick my back hair anymore. How can I get him to start back up?

You ar \entirely descusting and i shoul d call tha aspca on you u perverted *****!

My dog won't lick my back hair anymore. How can I get him to start back up?

it sounds rather revolting to hair long enough to be permed. dogs mouths aren't exactly clean. think of what they eat and lick, bite, and ew, c'mon having that put on you? but your question is really a brain teaser. i don't know. maybe your dog is sick or has depression if he isn't acting the same.

My dog won't lick my back hair anymore. How can I get him to start back up?

urrrrr sick

My dog won't lick my back hair anymore. How can I get him to start back up?

Well, your dog might be getting tired of licking your back. To me that is disgusting! Just like shampoo your back hair and that might help.

My dog won't lick my back hair anymore. How can I get him to start back up?

do u have a girlfriend if u dont i can c why?! i suggest you wax ur back thats discusting but if you like it that much condition it with garnie fructice i know who puts conditioner on their back just try it good luck p.s if you want ur dog to lick ur back so bad why dont u lay on ur stomach on your bed or coach and give ur dog a treat 2 snack on andreach over and pet him on ur back and pet him/her and he/she will possibly lick u where u want u just have 2 out smart him if thats 2 confusing just wax your hairy little back then ok good luck lol

My dog won't lick my back hair anymore. How can I get him to start back up?

thats disgusting and disturbing.

My dog won't lick my back hair anymore. How can I get him to start back up?

This question is so dumb.LOL remove the hair from your back, wax it or shave it off or use Nair.

My dog won't lick my back hair anymore. How can I get him to start back up?

Ew.

I just threw up in my mouth....